Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky…Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $2000.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2

In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird..Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

” Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers~What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow”
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